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Tell us what’s driving you crazy.
No technical explanation needed. Show us what you have, what you’re trying to do, and where you’re stuck.
DONE-FOR-YOU DESIGN + TECH
YOU HAVE THE OFFER.
Everything behind it
You bring the vision. We handle your website, funnels, design, automation, and backend so everything works together without you having to figure out the tech.
Built over 200+ Funnels and Websites.
Just tell us what you're building or what's not working.
AS SEEN ON
SOUND FAMILIAR?
You shouldn’t have to chase freelancers just to get your project finished.
You shouldn’t have to chase freelancers just to get your project finished.
That’s exhausting.
Maybe you’ve already been here...
- You hired someone who started strong, then suddenly became hard to reach.
- Your funnel is “almost done”… but something still doesn’t work
- Your website doesn’t look anything like what you pictured in your head.
- You have several tools, but you have no idea how they’re supposed to work together.
- You keep hearing words like workflows, triggers, integrations, pipelines…
...and honestly, you just want someone to handle it.
And every time something breaks, you’re back on YouTube trying to figure it out yourself. Your business shouldn’t depend on how good you are at troubleshooting tech.
IMAGINE THIS INSTEAD...
You open your laptop and everything just works.
You can finally focus
on the part of your business you’re actually good at.
- Your website finally feels like you.
- Your funnel clearly leads people to the next step.
- Your emails go out when they’re supposed to.
- Your leads land in the right place.
- Your bookings are organized.
- Your brand looks consistent wherever people find you.
And you’re not constantly wondering:
“Did I set this up right?”
“Is something broken?”
“Where did my freelancer go?”
YOU DON’T NEED
MORE TECH
You need the tech you already have
to make sense.
You probably don’t need another subscription.
Or another complicated platform.
Or another freelancer working on one tiny piece of your business without understanding the rest.
You need someone who can look at the whole picture and say:
“Here’s what you need. Here’s what you don’t.
And here’s how we’re going to make it all work together.”
That’s what we do.
THE RIGHT PIECES. WORKING TOGETHER.
WHAT’S BEHIND YOUR BUSINESS.
01 / DESIGN
Look Professional
Your business is already doing good work.
It should look like it.
We help you create a polished, consistent presence across your website, funnels, landing pages, and brand assets.
So when someone finds you online, you actually feel confident sending them there.
02 / FUNNELS
Get More Leads Moving
You shouldn’t have to manually follow up with every person who fills out a form.
We build funnels and follow-up systems that help guide people from:
Interested → Engaged → Booked
without you constantly checking what happened next.
03 / AUTOMATION
Stop Doing Everything Manually
Still copying information between tools?
Sending the same emails again and again?
Trying to remember who needs a follow-up?
We automate the repetitive parts.
Email. CRM. Bookings. Follow-up. Workflows.
Less clicking.
Less remembering.
Less room for things to fall through the cracks.
04 / INTEGRATIONS
Make Your Tech Talk to Each Other
You have the tools.
The problem is they seem to live completely separate lives.
We connect the pieces behind the scenes so your funnel, CRM, email, calendar, forms, and automations work like one system.
05 / LAUNCHES
Launch Without Fighting Your Platform
Launching a course, membership, program, or digital product?
You focus on what you’re teaching.
We’ll handle the setup your students actually have to use.
Course structure
Membership areas
Access automations
Emails
Checkout flow
Client experience
So launch day feels exciting…
not like tech support day.
06 / REPAIRS
Fix What You Already Have
Already paid someone to build your funnel?
You don’t necessarily need to throw it away and start over.
We can look at what’s already there, find what’s broken or confusing, and improve it.
No unnecessary rebuild just because we didn’t build version one.
YES, WE ACTUALLY FINISH THE PROJECT
Because good design means nothing
if you’re left with a half-finished backend.
If you’ve worked with freelancers before, you may already know the feeling.
Everything is exciting at the beginning.
Then replies get slower.
Deadlines move.
You’re asking: “Any update?”
Again.
And again.
We don’t want you managing us.
You’ll know:
- What we’re working on
- What we need from you
- What happens next
- Where your project stands
And we don’t disappear the second something gets technical.
That’s part of the service too.
HOW WE WORK
From “this is driving me crazy”
From “this is driving me crazy”
to done right.
A clear, collaborative process. No technical gymnastics required on your end.
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We simplify it.
We’ll tell you what you actually need. And just as importantly, what you don’t.
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We build it.
Strategy. Design. Funnel. Automation. Backend. You stay involved without becoming the project manager.
04
You review it.
You tell us what feels right, what doesn’t, and what needs tweaking.
05
We test + launch.
Nothing gets handed over half-working.
Less chaos. More clarity. A system that actually works.
THE TECH PROBABLY ISN’T GOING TO FIX ITSELF
How much longer do you want to keep
working around the same problems?
You don’t have to fix
Everything today.
Every week you keep manually doing something that should be automated…
Every launch you delay because the funnel isn’t ready…
Every lead that falls through because follow-up isn’t set up…
Every hour you spend fixing tech instead of doing the work only you can do…
…is more time spent maintaining your business instead of growing it.
You just need to stop trying to fix everything alone.
MEET BERN
Your “can you just handle this for me?” person.
I’m Bernadette, The Funnel Chemist.
Since 2016, I’ve been helping business owners bring their ideas to life through design, websites, funnels, course areas, automations, and backend systems that actually work together.
Before freelancing, I earned my Bachelor of Science in Chemistry and worked in Research & Development and Operations. That background shaped how I approach projects today. I don’t just think about how something looks, but how every piece works together.
But here’s the thing…
I don’t just build what you ask for.
I help you figure out the best way to make your ideas work.
Sometimes that means refining your original plan, suggesting a better approach, or simplifying something that doesn’t need to be complicated.
Because making it pretty isn’t enough. It has to be functional too.
My team and I handle the strategy, design, build, and tech so you don’t have to piece everything together yourself.
A partner who gets your vision (not someone you need to micromanage).
You bring the vision. We Bernify the rest.
And yes, that’s what our clients call it. 
REAL CLIENTS. REAL EXPERIENCES.
Better said by our clients.
Real feedback from business owners we've worked with. Press play to hear it straight from them.
READY TO MOVE FORWARD?
Your offer is ready.
Stop letting the tech
hold it back.
You’ve already put in the work to build your business.
Don’t let an unfinished website, disconnected systems, or another technical problem keep slowing you down.
Tell us what you’re trying to build, fix, or improve.
We’ll help you figure out the best approach and handle the implementation.